Chaotic Household? Sell the Kids

“The Gingerbread House,” a new play by Mark Schultz at the Rattlestick Playwrights Theater, hits an iceberg just a few minutes into the first scene, in which a young married couple chill on the living room couch in front of the television.

Toys and general kiddie detritus surround them in disarray, suggesting a wearying day of parenthood. Brian (Jason Butler Harner) stirs from his exhausted slouch. “Honey,” he says, “I think we should sell the kids.”

Stacey (Sarah Paulson) responds with a blank stare and a light laugh. “Maybe we can get a new fridge,” she says dryly.

But Brian isn’t kidding. He’s sick of the children. “We can start our lives again,” he says in a coaxing tone. “We can have it back. All of it.”

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Posted in * Culture-Watch, Children, Marriage & Family, Theatre/Drama/Plays

5 comments on “Chaotic Household? Sell the Kids

  1. Chris says:

    “The moral of “The Gingerbread House” would appear to be that retailing your children to strangers will not bring satisfaction.”

    you don’t say???

  2. teatime says:

    Clearly, it’s not Thomas Hardy.

  3. MikeS says:

    What a commentary on our society at all socio-economic levels. The commodification of children as trophies, vicarious mini-me’s, or tickets to better income.

    When you aren’t satisfied with what life looks like post-childbirth, dumb the product of childbirth and start over. Selfishness at it’s best.

  4. MikeS says:

    That should be “dump the product”, not “dumb the product”.

  5. First Family Virginian says:

    Perhaps Brian should have given more thought to birth control. Certainly he could have found one or two contraceptive methods to be acceptable to his preferences.