According to a new report from the National Institute for Safety Management, on any given day, the average American’s life is entrusted to more than 2,000 different people who are complete strangers.
The report, which shows how any one of these anonymous individuals making a single mistake can easily cause another person’s death, concluded that it is only through sheer luck that anyone ever makes it through a 24-hour period alive.
Why does the quiz assume that bridges, tunnels, etc. are in bad shape?
This has to be among the silliest studies I’ve ever seen. Why do I have the sickening feeling that there was taxpayer funding that paid for at least part of it?
I understand that The Onion receives a great deal of taxpayer funding. Congress is in the pocket of Big Snark.
The Onion is a comedy news channel. I seriously doubt if it receives any government funding. Its reports are funny and outrageous and should be seen for what they are.
Put your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the waters….