From the Do Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Department–VA's Strangest In-Flight Customer Requests

Following a recent survey of over 3,000 of our cabin crew, we’ve compiled a selection of the strangest, most unusual requests received over the years. Topping the poll for popularity are “Please can you open the window?” and “Can you show me to the showers?” but the survey also revealed a few, what can we say, unique examples”¦

“An elderly gentleman who couldn’t sleep in Upper Class first asked for a sleeping pill. When I explained we didn’t have these on board he then asked if the captain could turn the noise down. When I asked what noise he meant, he replied “The noise out there!” “Do you mean the engine?” I asked. “Yes, yes the engine!” I was speechless at first and in the end just replied “We can’t do that Sir, we need the engine to stay airborne”¦””

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One comment on “From the Do Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Department–VA's Strangest In-Flight Customer Requests

  1. Archer_of_the_Forest says:

    Sadly, I believe these are the people who also are most likely to vote.