As snow began to fall outside, Deb Button snuggled up on her couch, fired up a joint and spoke of the nature of Christ.
“Even if Jesus didn’t smoke weed, he’d still be a stoner,” she said, exhaling a white cloud.
Her kitten sniffed the air curiously.
“Jesus was peaceful and loving. He went from house to house and was always accepted,” she explained. “Only a stoner could do that.”