{"id":1524,"date":"2007-08-24T02:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T02:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/notable_and_quotable4\/"},"modified":"2007-08-24T02:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T02:04:00","slug":"notable_and_quotable4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=1524","title":{"rendered":"Notable and Quotable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stuart Smalley (Voiceover): I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am attractive person. I am fun to be with.<\/p>\n<p>Announcer: &#8220;Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley&#8221;. Stuart Smalley is a caring nurturer, a member of several 12-step programs, but not a licensed therapist.<\/p>\n<p>[ open on Stuart giving himself a pep talk in his full-length mirror ]<\/p>\n<p>Stuart Smalley: I&#8217;m going to do a terrific show today! And I&#8217;m gonna help people! Because I&#8217;m good enough, I&#8217;m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/snltranscripts.jt.org\/91\/91asmalley.phtml\">Comedian Al Franken<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuart Smalley (Voiceover): I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am attractive person. I am fun to be with. Announcer: &#8220;Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley&#8221;. Stuart Smalley is<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=1524\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,194,193],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia","category-notable-quotable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}