{"id":24805,"date":"2011-02-28T17:59:17","date_gmt":"2011-02-28T17:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department_a_childs_email_to_sa\/"},"modified":"2011-02-28T17:59:17","modified_gmt":"2011-02-28T17:59:17","slug":"from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department_a_childs_email_to_sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=24805","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take Yourself too Seriously Department: A Child&#39;s email to Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry for putting all that Ex-lax in your milk last year, but I wasn&#8217;t sure if you were real.  My Dad was really mad.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Bri, age 7, via emailsanta[dot]com, as quoted in Reader&#8217;s Digest, December 2010\/January 2011 edition, p. 181<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry for putting all that Ex-lax in your milk last year, but I wasn&#8217;t sure if you were real. My Dad was really mad. &#8211;Bri, age 7, via emailsanta[dot]com, as quoted in Reader&#8217;s Digest, December 2010\/January 2011 edition, p.<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=24805\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,49,101,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-watch","category-general-interest","category-children","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}