{"id":2521,"date":"2007-10-18T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_the_no_comment_department4\/"},"modified":"2007-10-18T17:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-18T17:59:00","slug":"from_the_no_comment_department4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=2521","title":{"rendered":"From the No Comment Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It had the makings of a B horror movie: Crazed deer crashes through window and, bloodied but undeterred, careers through the halls terrorizing a school in a quiet New Jersey suburb.<\/p>\n<p>But that is exactly what happened yesterday at the Lloyd Road Elementary School in Aberdeen when a 200-pound buck raced through a class of fifth graders and wandered the halls the way a gaggle of errant students would \u201d\u201d ducking into the nurse\u2019s office and some other rooms \u201d\u201d before being shepherded out a back door.<\/p>\n<p>It was just before 10 a.m., and Bonnie McCullough and Brenda Adelson were immersed in a vocabulary lesson with their class of 18 fifth graders.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe heard this crash; I didn\u2019t know what to make of it,\u201d\u009d Ms. McCullough said. \u201cIt sounded like glass breaking, and I didn\u2019t have time to look too much, and there was this brown blur.\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/10\/17\/nyregion\/17deer.html?em&#038;ex=1192852800&#038;en=ecaa3995f8b4c6fe&#038;ei=5087%0A\">Read it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It had the makings of a B horror movie: Crazed deer crashes through window and, bloodied but undeterred, careers through the halls terrorizing a school in a quiet New Jersey suburb. But that is exactly what happened yesterday at the<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=2521\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}