{"id":27819,"date":"2011-08-17T22:57:51","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T22:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/the_onion-apocalypse_actually_happened_3_years_ago\/"},"modified":"2011-08-17T22:57:51","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T22:57:51","slug":"the_onion-apocalypse_actually_happened_3_years_ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=27819","title":{"rendered":"The Onion&#8211;Apocalypse Actually Happened 3 Years Ago"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though the event went largely unremarked upon at the time, a report published Monday by the Kaiser Family Foundation has found that the apocalypse, or end of the world, occurred three years ago&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Heh&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/report-apocalypse-actually-happened-3-years-ago,21143\">read it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though the event went largely unremarked upon at the time, a report published Monday by the Kaiser Family Foundation has found that the apocalypse, or end of the world, occurred three years ago&#8230;. Heh&#8211;read it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}