{"id":28238,"date":"2011-09-14T17:16:20","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T17:16:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department-manufacturers_of_do\/"},"modified":"2011-09-14T17:16:20","modified_gmt":"2011-09-14T17:16:20","slug":"from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department-manufacturers_of_do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=28238","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Department&#8211;Manufacturers of Downward Arrows Post Record"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But the euphoria surrounding the plunging arrow sector may be short-lived, as some analysts caution that that investors\u2019 mania for downward arrow stocks may be a bubble, with others warning that downward arrows are increasingly being manufactured in China, where the arrows are mass-produced using far cheaper labor.<\/p>\n<p>For his part, though, Morgan Stanley\u2019s Dorinson sees a silver lining in such gloomy forecasts: \u201cEven if people wind up losing billions of dollars investing in downward arrows, you know what?  There\u2019s only one way to show that.\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/2011\/08\/19\/manufacturers-of-downward-arrows-post-record-profits\">Read it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But the euphoria surrounding the plunging arrow sector may be short-lived, as some analysts caution that that investors\u2019 mania for downward arrow stocks may be a bubble, with others warning that downward arrows are increasingly being manufactured in China, where<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=28238\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,40,49,149,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-watch","category-economics-politics","category-general-interest","category-economy","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}