{"id":28595,"date":"2011-10-05T04:24:27","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T04:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/onion_new_college_graduates_to_be_cryogenically_frozen_until_job_market_imp\/"},"modified":"2011-10-05T04:24:27","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T04:24:27","slug":"onion_new_college_graduates_to_be_cryogenically_frozen_until_job_market_imp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=28595","title":{"rendered":"(Onion) New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until Job Market Improves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a bold new measure intended to address unemployment among young professionals, lawmakers from across the political spectrum agreed on legislation Tuesday to subsidize the cryogenic freezing of recent college graduates until the job market recovers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/new-college-graduates-to-be-cryogenically-frozen-u,17034\">Read it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a bold new measure intended to address unemployment among young professionals, lawmakers from across the political spectrum agreed on legislation Tuesday to subsidize the cryogenic freezing of recent college graduates until the job market recovers. Read it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,49,149,194,597],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economics-politics","category-general-interest","category-economy","category-humor-trivia","category-laborlabor-unionslabor-market"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}