{"id":31936,"date":"2012-04-12T23:45:22","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T23:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department-pulled_over_for_no_\/"},"modified":"2012-04-12T23:45:22","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T23:45:22","slug":"from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department-pulled_over_for_no_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=31936","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take Yourself too Seriously Department&#8211;Pulled Over for no Seat Belt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, my husband was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.  But Irv was convinced he was being railroaded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOfficer,\u201d\u009d he said in his most condescending voice.  \u201chow do you know I\u2019m not wearing a seat belt if my windows are tinted?\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause, sir,\u201d\u009d replied the officer, \u201cit\u2019s hanging out the door.\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Reader\u2019s Digest, May 2012 edition, page 97<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, my husband was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt. But Irv was convinced he was being railroaded. \u201cOfficer,\u201d\u009d he said in his most condescending voice. \u201chow do you know I\u2019m not wearing a seat belt if my<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=31936\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}