{"id":32275,"date":"2012-05-01T23:41:43","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T23:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/the_onion-new_visa_talking_credit_card_urges_buyers_to_go_for_it\/"},"modified":"2012-05-01T23:41:43","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T23:41:43","slug":"the_onion-new_visa_talking_credit_card_urges_buyers_to_go_for_it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=32275","title":{"rendered":"The Onion&#8211;New Visa Talking Credit Card Urges Buyers To Go For It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Financial services giant Visa held a press event Tuesday to introduce &#8220;Visa Voice,&#8221; a new line of talking credit cards that urges shoppers to just go ahead and buy it if that&#8217;s what they really want.<\/p>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/new-visa-talking-credit-card-urges-buyers-to-go-fo,28047\">Read it all<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Financial services giant Visa held a press event Tuesday to introduce &#8220;Visa Voice,&#8221; a new line of talking credit cards that urges shoppers to just go ahead and buy it if that&#8217;s what they really want. Heh. Read it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,49,582,149,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economics-politics","category-general-interest","category-consumerconsumer-spending","category-economy","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}