{"id":34193,"date":"2012-08-23T15:15:28","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T15:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/absolutely_hilarious-two_little_girls_explain_the_worst_haircut_ever\/"},"modified":"2012-08-23T15:15:28","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T15:15:28","slug":"absolutely_hilarious-two_little_girls_explain_the_worst_haircut_ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=34193","title":{"rendered":"Absolutely Hilarious–Two Little Girls Explain The Worst Haircut Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Jeff Cohen: “My five year old cut off my three year old’s hair. A few weeks later, I decided to interview them and get their explanations. Here’s what they told me.”<\/p>\n

Listen to it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Jeff Cohen: “My five year old cut off my three year old’s hair. A few weeks later, I decided to interview them and get their explanations. Here’s what they told me.” Listen to it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,49,101,194,98],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-watch","category-general-interest","category-children","category-humor-trivia","category-marriage-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}