{"id":38142,"date":"2013-05-05T02:00:29","date_gmt":"2013-05-05T02:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department-a_recent_church_bul\/"},"modified":"2013-05-05T02:00:29","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T02:00:29","slug":"from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department-a_recent_church_bul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=38142","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take Yourself too Seriously Department&#8211;A recent church bulletin blooper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The rectory secretary is out this week, so none of the priests will be receiving their massages.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;From a church bulletin as submitted by Brite Templeton of Arizona, featured in the June 2013 <b>Reader&#8217;s Digest<\/b>, page 165<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The rectory secretary is out this week, so none of the priests will be receiving their massages.&#8221; &#8211;From a church bulletin as submitted by Brite Templeton of Arizona, featured in the June 2013 Reader&#8217;s Digest, page 165<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,49,194,184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christian-life-church-life","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia","category-parish-ministry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}