{"id":39147,"date":"2013-07-21T16:42:18","date_gmt":"2013-07-21T16:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_dept-how_many_anglicans_does_it_take_t\/"},"modified":"2013-07-21T16:42:18","modified_gmt":"2013-07-21T16:42:18","slug":"do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_dept-how_many_anglicans_does_it_take_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=39147","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Take Yourself too Seriously Dept.&#8211;How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Here are five versions, blog readers are challenged to share others they know or come up with their own additional suggestions&#8211;KSH.<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?<\/b><br \/>\nFourteen; one to change it and 13 to ask \u201cwhat is change?\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p><b>How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?<\/b><br \/>\nA whole Synod: one to change the bulb and the rest to debate it until the room spins.<br \/><b>How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?<\/b>A whole congregation: One to call an electrician, the rest to talk about how much better candles used to be.<\/p>\n<p><b>How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?<\/b> Five: One to screw in the bulb and four to form a committee to preserve the old one.<\/p>\n<p><b>How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?<\/b> The old one is quite good enough for us and there is no need to follow worldly trends and change it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211;The Diocese in Europe (of the Church of England)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are five versions, blog readers are challenged to share others they know or come up with their own additional suggestions&#8211;KSH. How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb? Fourteen; one to change it and 13 to<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=39147\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,49,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anglican-episcopal","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}