{"id":44424,"date":"2014-06-04T01:19:50","date_gmt":"2014-06-04T01:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/onion_rest_of_world_not_biting_on_couples_open_marriage\/"},"modified":"2014-06-04T01:19:50","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T01:19:50","slug":"onion_rest_of_world_not_biting_on_couples_open_marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=44424","title":{"rendered":"(Onion) Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple\u2019s Open marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despite local married couple Jim and Nancy McFadden\u2019s recent decision to seek new romantic partners while still staying together, sources reported Monday that the rest of the world\u2019s population is not exactly jumping at the chance to partake in the open relationship. \u201cNo thanks, we\u2019re good,\u201d\u009d 7.1 billion global inhabitants of every age, race, and sexual orientation reportedly said &#8220;no thanks, we&#8217;re good&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Heh&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couples-open-relations,36178\">Read it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite local married couple Jim and Nancy McFadden\u2019s recent decision to seek new romantic partners while still staying together, sources reported Monday that the rest of the world\u2019s population is not exactly jumping at the chance to partake in the<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=44424\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,49,50,209,119,194,98,129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-watch","category-general-interest","category-international-news-commentary","category-americau-s-a","category-globalization","category-humor-trivia","category-marriage-family","category-psychology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}