{"id":50880,"date":"2015-07-19T01:05:29","date_gmt":"2015-07-19T01:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/lj_humor_10_social_media_posts_only_the_best_pastors_send\/"},"modified":"2015-07-19T01:05:29","modified_gmt":"2015-07-19T01:05:29","slug":"lj_humor_10_social_media_posts_only_the_best_pastors_send","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=50880","title":{"rendered":"(LJ Humor) 10 Social Media Posts Only the Best Pastors Send"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 3) The overly simplistic false dichotomy<\/p>\n<p>At least one a week. Social media is for provocation and retweets, not nuance or thoughtfulness&#8230;.!<\/p>\n<p> 8) Never let on how hard Mondays are<\/p>\n<p>Your people need not know that by 9:00 AM every Monday you are a hairs breadth away from sending in your resignation letter. Nope. Just post a Bible bomb instead (but leave off the first part of the verse about God\u2019s anger).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.christianitytoday.com\/le\/2015\/july-online-only\/10-social-media-posts-only-best-pastors-send.html\">Read them all<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3) The overly simplistic false dichotomy At least one a week. Social media is for provocation and retweets, not nuance or thoughtfulness&#8230;.! 8) Never let on how hard Mondays are Your people need not know that by 9:00 AM every<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=50880\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,39,49,433,94,194,435,184,108],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christian-life-church-life","category-culture-watch","category-general-interest","category-social-networking","category-blogging-the-internet","category-humor-trivia","category-ministry-of-the-ordained","category-parish-ministry","category-religion-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}