{"id":55883,"date":"2016-10-04T20:31:18","date_gmt":"2016-10-04T20:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/pastor_caught_stealing_all_of_his_sermon_points_from_disney_movies\/"},"modified":"2016-10-04T20:31:18","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T20:31:18","slug":"pastor_caught_stealing_all_of_his_sermon_points_from_disney_movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=55883","title":{"rendered":"(Babylon Bee) Pastor Caught Stealing All Of His Sermon Points From Disney Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As local pastor Stan Prior eloquently delivered his motivational message Sunday morning, a 10-year-old child reportedly somehow snuck into the service with his parents. While the church would normally let the infraction go with just a warning, on this fateful Sunday, the child exposed Prior\u2019s sermons as simply rehashes of Disney movies.<\/p>\n<p>As the pastor began by telling the audience a phrase he\u2019d learned over his years of biblical study: \u201cHakuna Matata.\u201d\u009d \u201cIt means no worries,\u201d\u009d he said thoughtfully, but the child stood up and said, \u201cHey, that\u2019s from The Lion King!\u201d\u009d before ushers rushed over and wrestled the young troublemaker to the ground, taking him and his parents into the green room for questioning.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/pastor-caught-stealing-sermon-points-disney-movies\">Read it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As local pastor Stan Prior eloquently delivered his motivational message Sunday morning, a 10-year-old child reportedly somehow snuck into the service with his parents. While the church would normally let the infraction go with just a warning, on this fateful<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=55883\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,39,49,194,435,93,184,439,108],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christian-life-church-life","category-culture-watch","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia","category-ministry-of-the-ordained","category-movies-television","category-parish-ministry","category-preaching-homiletics","category-religion-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}