{"id":65816,"date":"2017-11-28T17:11:38","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T22:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=65816"},"modified":"2017-11-28T19:22:31","modified_gmt":"2017-11-29T00:22:31","slug":"do-not-take-yourself-too-seriously-dept-onion-buick-proudly-introduces-its-new-self-buying-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=65816","title":{"rendered":"Do not take yourself too seriously Dept&#8211;(Onion) Buick proudly Introduces its New Self-Buying Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">(Onion) Buick Introduces New Self-Buying Car <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gbjAoyqtIc\">https:\/\/t.co\/gbjAoyqtIc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/humour?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#humour<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/consumerspending?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#consumerspending<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AutonomousVehicles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#AutonomousVehicles<\/a> \u201cIn what marks a watershed moment for this company, we here at Buick are proud to present the first and only car that purchases itself\u201d LOL<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kendall Harmon (@KendallHarmon6) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KendallHarmon6\/status\/935664324328280065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Onion) Buick Introduces New Self-Buying Car https:\/\/t.co\/gbjAoyqtIc #humour #consumerspending #AutonomousVehicles \u201cIn what marks a watershed moment for this company, we here at Buick are proud to present the first and only car that purchases itself\u201d LOL &mdash; Kendall Harmon (@KendallHarmon6)<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=65816\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[149,194,138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy","category-humor-trivia","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65816"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65817,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65816\/revisions\/65817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}