{"id":7153,"date":"2008-07-11T19:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-11T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department3\/"},"modified":"2008-07-11T19:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-11T19:06:00","slug":"from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=7153","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take yourself too Seriously Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I live for baseball.  But I had to go to work during an important game, so I asked my wife to tape it for me. After I left the office, I flew through our front door, bursting with anticipation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dont tell me the score!&#8221; I yelled to her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know the score,&#8221; she assured me.  &#8220;All I know is your team lost.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Michael Bogess in the June 2008 Reader&#8217;s Digest, page 61<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I live for baseball. But I had to go to work during an important game, so I asked my wife to tape it for me. After I left the office, I flew through our front door, bursting with anticipation. &#8220;Dont<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=7153\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}