{"id":7718,"date":"2008-08-03T18:14:59","date_gmt":"2008-08-03T18:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department4\/"},"modified":"2008-08-03T18:14:59","modified_gmt":"2008-08-03T18:14:59","slug":"from_the_do_not_take_yourself_too_seriously_department4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=7718","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take Yourself too Seriously Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: &#8220;Empty water bottles here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I should have been a little more specific, because when I went to check it out later, I didn&#8217;t find any bottles in it.  It was full of water.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Mahood Jawald of Dunbar, West Virginia in the July 2008 Reader&#8217;s Digest, page 194<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: &#8220;Empty water bottles here.&#8221; I should have been a little more specific, because when I went<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=7718\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}