{"id":7916,"date":"2008-08-14T23:46:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T23:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from_t\/"},"modified":"2008-08-14T23:46:47","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T23:46:47","slug":"from_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=7916","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take Yourself too Seriously Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One crazy day in our pediatric clinic saw me hand a young patient a urine sample container and tell im to fill it up in the bathroom.  A few minutes later, he returned to my nurse&#8217;s station with an empty cup.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t need that after all,&#8221; he said.  &#8220;There was a toilet in there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Linda Felkie in the September 2008 Reader&#8217;s Digest, page 84<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One crazy day in our pediatric clinic saw me hand a young patient a urine sample container and tell im to fill it up in the bathroom. A few minutes later, he returned to my nurse&#8217;s station with an empty<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=7916\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,49,104,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-watch","category-general-interest","category-health-medicine","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}