{"id":9200,"date":"2008-10-23T19:19:05","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T19:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/site\/2017\/2\/1985\/from\/"},"modified":"2008-10-23T19:19:05","modified_gmt":"2008-10-23T19:19:05","slug":"from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=9200","title":{"rendered":"From the Do Not Take Yourself too Seriously Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When my back seized up, I called my doctor&#8217;s office, explaining that I was a minister and was in too much pain to deliver my sermon.  Could they help?<\/p>\n<p>The woman on the other end asked me to hold.  The next thing I heard was a loud voice announcing, &#8220;I have a minister on the phone who can&#8217;t stand to preach!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Gilbert Vieira in the November 2008 Reader&#8217;s Digest, page 43<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When my back seized up, I called my doctor&#8217;s office, explaining that I was a minister and was in too much pain to deliver my sermon. Could they help? The woman on the other end asked me to hold. The<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/?p=9200\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":794,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","category-humor-trivia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/794"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kendallharmon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}