Canterbury Cathedral To Host Service For Freemasons After Receiving £300,000 Donation

The service next Saturday lunch time will last more than three hours during which the Cathedral is expected to be full of Freemasons.
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…A spokesperson for the Archbishop of Canterbury declined to comment and referred queries to the Cathedral.

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3 comments on “Canterbury Cathedral To Host Service For Freemasons After Receiving £300,000 Donation

  1. Pageantmaster Ù† says:

    Here is the Canterbury Cathedral Programme of Events:

    2016: Canterbury Cathedral Welcomes Back Roman Catholics
    High Mass at the High Altar – Celebrant the Papal Nuncio – Dress, Order of the Knights of Malta [as reformed] and Mantillas please. Please note that Anglicans are kindly requested to not present themselves for Communion to avoid giving offence.

    February 11th 2017: The Cathedral Welcomes Back Gnostics
    Meeting of the Canterbury Lodge in the Sanctuary [rites redacted] – Celebrant the Grand High Priest, the Dean. Reading: Sura 18-20. Dress, Aprons. [Note service closed to Christians to avoid giving offence]

    February 18th: The Cathedral Welcomes Back Heretics
    A Service of Reconciliation and Staying together led by Archbishop Dick Dastardly and Canon Muttley to introduce bishops from The Episcopal Church and the Anglican Church of Canada to bishops of the Global South followed by blessing of remains of foundation stones from the Cathedral to be broken up and given to departing North American bishops. Mitres may be worn in the Cathedral.

    February 25th: The Cathedral Welcomes Back Expensively Educated Youth
    ‘Cathedral Seat’ – Service of Repentance and Sacrament of Reconciliation. Choir and Servers [under 18’s members of the Cathedral and pupils at Clarendon Schools only please] should meet in the Palace Potting Shed after Lunch for Godly Instruction from Prelate Whippy and Canon Cain-Porter. Trousers need not be worn.

    March 5th The Cathedral Welcomes Synodically Noted Prayergroup
    Would you like Prayers in a Liturgical Setting [not official you understand] after your Civil Partnership? Come along afterwards to have pastorally accommodated prayers said for you and your guests ‘attended’ by the Reverend Charmaine Bannister-Tutu in the Sanctuary accompanied by accidental slipping on of rings on fingers, confetti and all the works. Applications to the Dean’s secretary as soon as possible.

    March 12th Celebration of the departure of Pageantmaster for GAFCON

  2. Pageantmaster Ù† says:

    “A spokesperson for the Archbishop of Canterbury declined to comment and referred queries to the Cathedral”

    A weak response from a weak man. Rowan would never have permitted this to happen.

  3. Katherine says:

    Pageantmaster, your list of events looked so believable that it took me a moment or two to spot your tongue in your cheek.

    If the March 12 event is at all real, may God bless you and your journey.