When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby ”” dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.
The bear apparently got into campers’ coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.
“He drank the Rainier and wouldn’t drink the Busch beer,” said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.
So not funny. This is why my personal rule is never to camp in a place that you can drive to. Wilderness camping essentially eliminates those with loud radios, screaming children and loud drunks because they are too fat and lazy to go 15 feet beyond their conveyance.
Under the heading (as too many these days) of: only in America, it seems.
I can just imagine the scene at AA: ‘My name is Bruin and I am an alcoholic.’
Would that be the twelve paw program?