A liberal bishop from Sri Lanka suggested to his colleagues at the Lambeth Conference today that they should take the afternoon off to settle their theological differences over a game of cricket.
The sporting invitation from the Right Rev Duleep de Chickera, Bishop of Colombo, came in an otherwise hard-hitting sermon in which he reminded all 650 bishops attending that the Anglican Church was an “inclusive” community where everyone was equal, regardless of sexual orientation.
The sermon marked the official start of the conference in Canterbury and confirmed the Church’s liberal direction. But Bishop de Chickera – who was preaching at the personal invitation of the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams – freely admitted the “reality” of the current divisions over gay consecrations and same-sex blessings.
“The reality is that we are a wounded Anglican Communion,” he said. “Some of us are not here and that is an indication that all is not well.”
Brilliant idea. Five days spent with most people either in the pavilion or waiting for something to happen on the field. Regular tea breaks. Most matches likely to end in a draw. The Americans allowed to play their curious game on a separate field. But who umpires?
Right now the game is Rock, Paper, Scissors, but without a Rock.
I’m not sure giving large wooden clubs to this bunch is such a good idea right now.