The Onion–Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria

ROFL–read it all.

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12 comments on “The Onion–Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria

  1. Kendall Harmon says:

    Thank God for the Onion–lol; I needed that.

  2. Ad Orientem says:

    LOL

  3. Katherine says:

    Tempting! Can we send the White House staff as well?

  4. David Keller says:

    My wife just said: “Send Obamacare to Syria. That will kill all of them.”

  5. Cennydd13 says:

    Well, why not include Obama himself?

  6. tjmcmahon says:

    I think you all are missing a golden opportunity….
    After all, if GAFCON could meet in Jerusalem, why not the HoB in Damascus? Let’s send every Episcopal bishop to Syria, and maybe hold an Anglican Consultative Council meeting right after, so as not to inconvenience KJS and Douglas with extra travel.

  7. Pageantmaster Ù† says:

    Thank you – that has made my day!

    I am sure there is a role there for AB Justin, our HOB and wet behind the ears [Canon] David Porter to practice their Reconciliation/Indaba skills too.

  8. Capt. Father Warren says:

    I understand the HoB has already booked tickets to Tanzania so Damascus is out for now. Besides, all that chaos would not make for good photo ops and might interrupt tea time and evening sherry and cheese.

  9. tjmcmahon says:

    #8- Given that a few years ago, it was demonstrated that KJS and the leadership of TEC did not know where Quincy is, I imagine most of the bishops will arrive right on time, in Tarzana, California.

  10. sophy0075 says:

    Count me in as one of the approvers. I also vote for sending Obama, Pelosi, and Reid to Afghanistan – preferably to the Taliban stronghold.

  11. Jim the Puritan says:

    I am sure the process of indaba could defuse the tense situation there.

  12. Br. Michael says:

    Is indaba the proverbial fate worse than death?