As local pastor Stan Prior eloquently delivered his motivational message Sunday morning, a 10-year-old child reportedly somehow snuck into the service with his parents. While the church would normally let the infraction go with just a warning, on this fateful Sunday, the child exposed Prior’s sermons as simply rehashes of Disney movies.
As the pastor began by telling the audience a phrase he’d learned over his years of biblical study: “Hakuna Matata.” “It means no worries,” he said thoughtfully, but the child stood up and said, “Hey, that’s from The Lion King!” before ushers rushed over and wrestled the young troublemaker to the ground, taking him and his parents into the green room for questioning.
Is this from the Onion? Assuming these people don’t live in caves, they certainly would know all those phrases are from Disney movies. I don’t think the enforcers/ushers would need to take the boy into a private room for questioning; i.e this sounds completely made up.
The Babylon Bee is brilliant satire from a Christian angle. Often it is in equal measure funny and painful.